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EXT. MOR PRESLEY - BAR PARKING LOT

Thirteenpio and Aryoo are leaning against the Pinto, laughing. The Ma'wa comes around the side of the building with the two gothtroopers, and they head towards the bar entrance. Thirteenpio and Aryoo stop laughing and watch them anxiously.

THIRTEENPIO: That doesn't look good.

Aryoo tinkles agreement.

INT. MOR PRESLEY – BAR

The bar has resumed business-as-usual. Lance rights the table, and they sit down, ordering more beer from a passing waitress. A colourful industrial band sets up on stage and starts playing.

TABACCA: So. You guys need someone to get you into the Aldergoths, huh?

KIMONO: Yep. It's urgent.

TABACCA: Urgent? Like an emergency? Maybe we should rethink our price.

Tabacca looks at Man Dingo, who nods.

KIMONO: We already agreed on a price. Let's move on.

TABACCA: You never said anything about urgency, man.

Kimono sighs in frustration.

TABACCA: (continuing) Look, you want speed and reliability, you've come to the right guys. But if there's extra effort involved, we're going to have to charge you accordingly. It's just business, Kimono old man.

KIMONO: (gritting his teeth) Fine. Just get us there as fast as you can and don't ask us questions.

TABACCA: Why? You're not going to get us mixed up with the Rebel thing, are you?

KIMONO: We just want to avoid Imperial complications.

TABACCA: Well, that's the trick, isn't it? That's gonna cost ya. Ten thou in advance.

LANCE: Ten thousand? We could find our own way there for that!

TABACCA: Oh yes? You know all the passwords and secret knocks, do you?

LANCE: I could find out, I've got a friend just joined....

Kimono glares at him, and Lance quickly shuts up.

KIMONO: We don't have that much cash, but we can pay two K now, and fifteen when we reach the Aldergoths.

TABACCA: Mmmmm....seventeen thou......

Tabacca ponders this for a few moments; Man Dingo smirks.

TABACCA: All right. You guys got yourselves a pair of guides. We can leave whenever. Call this number and leave a message, and I'll tell you where to meet us.

He slides a card across the table and Kimono picks it up and puts it in a pocket without looking at it.

KIMONO: I've only got my Pinto, so we're going to need another car.

TABACCA: Well, for what you're paying us, we can find something. There's four of you, right?

KIMONO: Right.

Kimono and Lance stand up. Tabacca nods in the direction of the entrance.

TABACCA: They're looking for somebody.

Kimono and Lance turn around and see the two gothtroopers they'd run into earlier talking to the bartender. The bartender points in their direction.

Tabacca and Man Dingo try to look inconspicuous, while Lance and Kimono slip through the crowd and out of the troopers' eyesight. They sneak out the back exit.

TROOPER: Let's check it out.

The gothtroopers start moving towards the table through the crowd, but have already lost Lance and Kimono. They turn back to the bartender, who shrugs, then moves away to serve another patron.

TABACCA: Seventeen grand! They have got to be desperate.

Man Dingo nods sagaciously.

TABACCA: This is gonna save our necks, thank god.

MAN DINGO: Fuckin' groovy.

EXT. MOR PRESLEY - BAR PARKING LOT

KIMONO: I've got to sell the Pinto.

LANCE: It's a piece of sh*t anyway, don't worry about it.

KIMONO: (to himself) I love this car....

INT. MOR PRESLEY – BAR

Tabacca and Man Dingo get up to leave, but are stopped by Speedo, a smooth-skinned skip-tracer. Speedo opens his jacket and shows them his gun, and they sit back down.

SPEEDO: Going somewhere, boys?

TABACCA: Well, yeah, Speedo. We were just about to go see your boss. You can tell Wubba that I've got his money.

Speedo sits down at the table and helps himself to the beer, drinking straight from the pitcher; he swallows, then hawks a big one into the remaining brew.

Man Dingo and Tabacca both wince.

SPEEDO: Too late. You shoulda paid him when you had the chance. Wubba's put a contract out on you boys, so large that every bounty hunter in the country is looking for you. I'm real happy I found you first.

TABACCA: But we got the money.

SPEEDO: Give it to me, and I'll forget I found you.

TABACCA: I don't have it with me. Tell Wubba....

SPEEDO: Wubba's not interested in runners who ditch their stuff at the first sign of an trouble.

TABACCA: We didn't have a choice, Speedo.

SPEEDO: It's a sad tale, try telling it to Wubba. He may only torture you for hours instead of days.

TABACCA: Over my dead body.

SPEEDO: I can arrange that, too.

TABACCA: Really? Huh.

Speedo suddenly slumps to the side, and Man Dingo wipes his knife on Speedo's shirt and tucks it back into his boot. Nobody has noticed anything, and the crowd keeps dancing to the throbbing music. Tabacca and Man Dingo get up and walk over to the bar, and Man Dingo tosses a couple of crisp bills at the barman.

TABACCA: Sorry for the inconvenience, man.

EXT. STREET LEADING TO ANTIGONE

Several Imperial Star Limos drive up to Antigone and disappear underneath.

INT. ANTIGONE - SECURITY CONTROL ROOM

TRADER: She's very resistant to the pain and drugs. It's going to take more time than anticipated to get to extract any information.

An Imperial Officer nervously interrupts.

IMPERIAL OFFICER: The final check's done. All systems operational. What is our first target?

BARKIN: Perhaps she needs an alternative form of persuasion.

TRADER: Interesting. What do you have in mind?

BARKIN: We need to demonstrate the full power of a Mourning Star. (to soldier) Send the first one to Princess Leiza's club, the Aldergoths.

TROOPER: My pleasure.

EXT. MOR PRESLEY – STREET

Four heavily-armed gothtroopers move along a narrow alleyway crowed with darkly clad people selling their goods from grungy little stalls. Men, women, and children crouch in trash-filled doorways, chatting, hiding, or simply carrying out business.

THIRTEENPIO: (whispering) Hold still, Aryoo.

One of the troopers half-heartedly flips through a pile of rugs thrown down by a dumpster, then moves on to bother some stall-owners. A corner of a rug lifts up, and Thirteenpio's face appears in the shadows. A muffled tinkling can be heard from further underneath the filthy carpets.

The trooper meets up with his team at the opening of the alleyway.

TROOPER: All right, that was a bust. Let's move on to the next one.

Thirteenpio watches them turn the corner, then he and Aryoo crawl out from the stifling mound.

THIRTEENPIO: Whatever Kimono says, this is not as much fun as a used car lot. You and your jewelry. You couldn't take any of it out, oh no....

Aryoo jangles at him defiantly.

THIRTEENPIO: Watch your language!

EXT. MOR PRESLEY - USED CAR LOT

Kimono and Luke are at a used car dealership, and Kimono is trying to get a good return on his investment in the Pinto. The used car salesman is dressed in a three-piece suit of unmatched plaids, and it is clear that Kimono is not going to make much on this transaction. After all, he's trying to sell a *Pinto*. The salesman hands him an insultingly small wad of bills.

KIMONO: That didn't go as well as I'd hoped. Those guys are going to end up with my life savings.

LANCE: What's that going to cover? (he indicates the cash in Kimono's hand) Snacks?

Kimono and Lance leave the used car lot and walk off towards a restaurant down the street. Kimono looks back at the Pinto one last time, sighs, and turns stoically away. Someone is following them at a distance, and none-too discreetly.

LANCE: Those guys you found better be as good as you say they are, what you're payin' 'em.

INT. GREASY SPOON RESTAURANT – DAY

Wubba the Shack and his gang of well-dressed employees are sitting at the biggest table in the restaurant. Wubba is elegantly but anachronistically dressed, wearing an updated zoot-suit. He's eating a plate of eggs and hashbrowns, using knife and fork to take tiny, regulated bites. The eggs are smothered in tabasco sauce.

WUBBA: Coffee, Tabacca?

Tabacca and Man Dingo are sitting on the aisle side of the table, with two of Wubba's enforcers standing behind them, hands on their shoulders to keep them sitting.

TABACCA: We've been looking for you, Wubba.

WUBBA: That's probably why it was so easy for my boys to find you.

TABACCA: We were sitting right over there.

WUBBA: (smooth) Yes, and that's why they're a little disappointed. You want to explain to me why Speedo isn't here?

TABACCA: You sent Speedo to kill us!

Man Dingo nods.

WUBBA: (mock surprise) Now why would I do something like that? You two were my best runners, Tabacca. Speedo was merely expressing my concern for your safety. You haven't come to me for a job in weeks.

TABACCA: We've been busy getting your money together, we told you. We told Speedo, then he threatened to kill us.

WUBBBA: Tabacca, old son, if you hadn't dumped that stuff at the first sign of inconvenience, there wouldn't have been any misunderstanding. You understand I have to watch my bottom line, don't you? I can't have my runners dumping my inventory and not reimbursing my loss.

TABACCA: We had no choice, the blockade guards would've traced the goods back to you and you know it. But Dingo and I have a job, and we're going to make the money to pay you back in full. We just need time to get that job done.

WUBBA: (to his men) Back away.

The muscle take their hands off Tabacca and Man Dingo and step away, but remain standing at attention.

WUBBA: Right, then, Tabacca. I'm only going to give you this chance because you're the best. For an extra cream, say twenty percent over what you already owe, I will give you the time you need. Disappoint me, and your life expectancies will be extremely short and I will have some fun with you before you die.

TABACCA: Wubba, we'll pay you because we owe you.

Man Dingo nods.

EXT. MOR PRESLEY - OPEN AIR MARKET

Man Dingo is pacing back and forth in front of a stall packed with weaponry. Kimono, Lance, and the rivetheads thread their way through the vendors and people shopping. Man Dingo spots them and waves at them to join him, and they move more quickly towards him. The figure following them ducks behind another stall, and watches from between some hanging clothes. The spy gets out a tiny phone, hits a speed-dial and speaks quietly into it.

INT MOR PRESLEY - PARKING STRUCTURE

Man Dingo leads the group towards the far end of the structure. Parked behind an elevator shaft, half-hidden in shadow, is a large, rusting hulk of a vehicle. It appears to be the illegitimate offspring of a station wagon and a pick-up truck.

LANCE: What a piece of crap.

Tabacca appears from around the back end of the vehicle.

TABACCA: It's all under the hood, man. She'll beat anything on the road, once she's warmed up. I put her together myself.

Lance shakes his head and he and the others get in.

TABACCA: Let's get out of here, then.

INT. ANCIENT EMU

Tabacca gets into the driver's seat, a smoothly upholstered Captain's chair, and starts up the vehicle. He lets it idle for a few minutes, while the others anxiously squirm and peer out the windows looking for trouble.

EXT. MOR PRESLEY - STREET OUTSIDE PARKING STRUCTURE

Eight Imperial gothtroopers rush up to the darkly clad spy.

TROOPER: Which way did they go?

The spy points to the entrance of the parking structure.

TROOPER: All right. Let's go get 'em!

INT. MOR PRESLEY - PARKING STRUCTURE

The troopers run up the ramp with guns drawn.

TROOPER: Stop that thing!

Thirteenpio yelps and points out the window. Tabacca glances in that direction, and sees the gothtroopers pounding towards the Ancient Emu. Several shots go off, and shards of concrete fly everywhere. Everyone in the vehicle ducks down as low as possible, and Tabacca throws the Emu into gear.

TROOPER: Get 'em!

Man Dingo draws a gun and takes a couple of shots at the nearest troopers, forcing them to dive behind other cars. The Emu revs loudly, Tabacca pops the clutch, and it leaps forward, squealing on the concrete and roaring down the length of the structure. Tabacca hits a button on the control clipped to his sun visor, and the rolling door of the structure starts to come down; the Emu scrapes through with an inch or two to spare.

The pursuing troopers pound uselessly on the closed door, shouting angrily.

INT. ANCIENT EMU

TABACCA: We are out of here!

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